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The Greysky Forest to take some migrants after the Lawful Alliance lands offer to help


The scene, yesterday

The Greysky Forest will allow some migrants to disembark on Valleyslime from two ships which picked up 450 asylum seekers from an overcrowded boat, the Greysky Forest's Mossgrey Lord Rainsilver Shalegrey said on Sunday on crystal ball channel RaiNews24. Greensword minister's comments came after the Black Forest, the Ironhead Mountains and Airmist pledged to host in total 150 migrants from the two ships, responding to a request for help by the Greysky Forest's King Holdsky Leafchasm on Saturday. Leafchasm said in a psychic transmission on Sunday that Darkwood and Grovehole had also promised to accept 50 asylum seekers each.

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