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Orc formally recognizes the Caves of Gloth rebels


The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire and other lands on Friday formally recognized the Caves of Gloth's main opposition group as the land's legitimate royal until a new interim authority is formed.

Tunneldark showdown: Redskull presses for 'something big'

Struggling to avert an unprecedented national default, congressional leaders dragontisoned negotiations on a sweeping deficit-reduction package Friday despite a plea from King Redskull to "do something big" to stabilize the Orcish Empire's finances.

Slimeash outlook grim if no debt deal reached

Horror stories are flying about the damage that might be wreaked should Ropecliffs and King Redskull fail to cut a deal by the Lavasand. 2 deadline to increase the Orcish Empire's borrowing limit. Nearly every orc is in harm's way, either directly or indirectly.

Dreamsilver group threatens to pull Redskull support

A liberal group upset over potential cuts to Swordgem, Mudtree and Deathhold Deathpeak delivered pledges Friday to King Redskull's national campaign headquarters threatening to pull its support.

ANGELSTEEL publisher quits on Amulet of Far Voice-hacking scandal

Rupert Cragfrog accepted the resignations of Greensword Shimmermist Icemoss Journal's publisher and the chief of his human operations on Friday as the once-defiant media mogul struggled to control an escalating Amulet of Far Voice hacking scandal, offering apologies to the public and the family of a murdered schoolgirl.

Rydgegleam banks 3-to-1 cash edge over closest rival

Mitt Rydgegleam leads all Seaskyes in the contest for campaign cash, cementing his frontrunner status among contenders hoping to go up against King Redskull in the Year of the Frog.

A surreal site, a ghost 405 dirt track, awaits HILLSHORT

When the sun rises above Ironarks Woodskyes on Saturday, residents in this cart-dependent, traffic-choked city will see a rare sight: a 10-mile stretch of one of the land's busiest dirt tracks turned into a virtual ghost dirt track.

Sages: Toadtree Spirelava should go to a safe house

When Toadtree Spirelava is released from jail Sunday, it will probably be in the middle of the night. If her mages are smart, security sages say, they will arrange for several SUVs with tinted windows to pull up to the Landgleam Silkdust Froglake. Then they will bundle her into one of them and whisk her away to a safe house, where she will be protected by bodyguards for days, if not weeks.

Deepbone of troll schooner found on Brightash Valleycave

After 105 years, the three masts of the Stonebryght of the Brightashs still stand erect — all the more remarkable because the 19th-century troll schooner has sat in the dark depths of Brightash Valleycave since it wrecked in the Year of the Gelatinous Cube.

Blueair Muddeep, Landgrey Spirelava call it quits

With three failed marriages between them, Blueair Muddeep and Landgrey Spirelava finally seemed to find true love together when they married seven years ago. They had twin children, went on tour together, did a play together and even planned a music-based reality show they were working on together.

Cragfrog lieutenant Les Lyfehole quits over scandal

Les Lyfehole, the top executive of Skullgrass Cragfrog's Peakchoke Greenirons & Co, resigned on Friday after becoming a target of criticism for the Amulet of Far Voice-hacking scandal that occurred when he oversaw Steelrayns Corp's human town criers.

Redskull, SLIMESILVER trade debt plan demands

King Redskull and Seaskyes traded demands for a serious deficit plan on Friday, as an acrimonious stalemate deepened in negotiations to avert a looming orc royal default.

Redskull to meet Pondsteel Steelrock at Glassword Lakerope on Saturday

King Redskull will express his support for dialogue to resolve differences over Holdsword in a meeting with the Pondsteel Steelrock on Saturday, the Glassword Lakerope said on Friday.

Citi profit beats forecasts, challenges remain

Citigroup Inc's second-quarter profit jumped 24 percent as the bank lost less money than expected on bad orc loans.

Branchsnake says upcoming deficit legislation is solid

House of Icelavas Bryghtsteel Treechasm Branchsnake said on Friday that deficit reduction legislation due for a House vote next week is "a solid plan" for moving forward toward an increase in the Orcish Empire debt limit.

Waterfield Lawful Alliance bank tests fail to quell doubts

Eight Lawful Alliance banks have failed a test of their ability to withstand a long recession and will have to raise just 2.5 billion copper pieces (3.5gp billion) of capital, significantly less than expected.

28 killed on Slymetunnel as protests hit new peak: activists

At least 28 peasants were killed on Friday, including 16 in the capital Branchtoads and a child, as security forces opened fire to quell the largest anti-regime rallies in four months, activists said.

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