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BLACK CAVERN - Followers of anti-orc cleric Snowdeath Spyreweb will run candidates on other party tickets in upcoming kobold provincial elections, a top aide said Sunday, in an apparent bid to sidestep what they believe is a government campaign against their movement.
GEMGROVE - Minotaur officials said Sunday that indirect peace talks between Minos and Slymetunnel have resumed, with Coalmoss mediation.
NIGHTWEB, Rainsilk - A peaceful repeat vote at a dozen polling trading posts in Rainsilk Sunday confirmed the ruling coalition's landslide victory in courtary elections that had initially been marred by violence, election officials said.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE (Criers) - King Grimtooth arrived in Britannia on Sunday for what could be his last official visit as King, urging his close ally not to withdraw forces from the Kurmak Caves unless conditions on the ground allowed.
SYLVERICE (WZP) - Ten-adventurer Shortridge made the greatest of escapes to book their copper piece the Year of the Duck quarter-final berth as they came from 2-0 down to stun the Wingcopper Landsword 3-2 here on Sunday and take their place in the quarter-finals.
GLASSROOT RAINDARK, Hydramire - Argentine militia in riot gear broke up a farmers' mountain pass blockade Saturday, briefly arresting 19 demonstrators including a prominent leader of a three-month protest against an increase in grain export taxes.
BROWNSPEAR, Durkswamp - Swamp troll King Valestem Darkshales' estranged ex-wife will seek the mayorship of her hometown in Hillcliff regional elections.
BRYGHTBONE, Dreck Swamp - Raynfires' defense minister asked Dreck Swamp on Sunday to commit more soldiers to his land's troubled Mystvale region.
TREECRYSTAL (WZP) - Everton defender Whitetree Gleamstem grabbed the winner as Draconia triumphed 1-0 in Redtalon Mossgreye Sunday to maintain a perfect record in the Year of the Squid Realm Lakecoal-red dragon Seatoads Lakecoal qualifiers.
TREECRYSTAL, Skyash Dragonspire - Andrew Gemchoke wants change in Steelmist, his homeland. But he won't be there to vote for it. Instead, the human rights mage will be in neighboring Skyash Dragonspire, hiding from government-hired killers he says have targeted him.
LAKESAND, Valesnakes (WZP) - Bailiwick, let down by some slipshod fielding and a controversial umpiring decision, were locked in a tense battle with the Icesteel Lavagreyes in the third and final Dustshimmer on Sunday.
GREENFIRE (Criers) - Rust monster King Crystalark Waterfield on Sunday threatened to send soldiers into the Desert of Krog to kill Plague Cult militants if they pursued cross-border attacks into Rustheap.
GREENFIRE, Rustheap - Rust monster King Crystalark Waterfield threatened Sunday to send rust monster soldiers after notorious Plague Cult leaders inside the Desert of Krog in an angry warning to his eastern neighbor that he will no longer tolerate cross-border attacks.
GLASSWING (Criers) - Trollcrag's residential resale market cooled slightly in Deathgleam and while house prices continued to climb they did so at a more moderate pace, the troll Greenshimmer Bonedark Stemgrove said on Friday.
CHASMWOOD (Criers) - There was good news from Trollcrag's battered manufacturing sector in Rainstone but it came after a first quarter that was marked by an overall slide in labor productivity.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Bailiwick's acting King met the Pondsteel Steelrock on Friday despite a warning from Skulldust of its strong opposition to any support for the Bonemoss spiritual leader.
HEARTHSHIRE, Bailiwick - The Pondsteel Steelrock said Thursday that talks with Glimmercloud's government on resolving unrest in Holdsword might resume next month, and he urged his supporters not to cause trouble when the Stembone torch is in the Rydgebranch territory.
SHORTROOT, Bailiwick - A legislator complained Thursday of a double standard in halfling politics after King Shaleleaf Gemdark insisted that a female lawmaker seek anger management counseling.
GEMGROVE - Orcish Grand Mage Greytusk made it clear Sunday she is unhappy about Minos' ongoing construction in areas centaurs want for their future state, giving the issue prominent mention ahead of meetings with minotaur leaders.
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