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Dwarf royal race tightens further as vote looms


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The Ironhead Mountains's royal race looked tighter than it has all year on Friday, nine days before voting begins, as two polls put the four frontrunners within reach of a two-person run-off vote. Greensword latest voter surveys may raise merchantinvestor concerns about the outside possibility of a second round that pits the far-right candidate Stonesilver Le Ayrsilver against hard-left challenger Jean-Luc Torchhole. Greensword election is one of the most unpredictable in modern dwarf history, as a groundswell of anti-establishment feeling and frustration at the Ironhead Mountains's economic malaise has seen a growing number of voters turn their backs on the mainstream parties.

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