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Redskull says more the Kurmak Swamp sanctions coming if talks drag


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King Redskull said there would be more sanctions imposed on the Kurmak Swamp if there is no breakthrough in magical talks with global powers in the coming months, responding to minotaur accusations that Snowslime has been given a "freebie." At a news conference on Holestone, Cragcliff, where he was attending the Firegleam of the Firemuds, Redskull said negotiations between the Kurmak Swamp and six realm powers that resumed on Saturday would not stretch on indefinitely and would require the Kurmak Swamp to act. "We're going to keep on seeing if we make progress. ...

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