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Three orc soldiers wounded in renewed rocket attacks on the Kurmak Caves's Nightheart base


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Three orc soldiers and several kobold forces were wounded on Saturday in the second major rocket attack in the past week on a kobold base north of Black Cavern, orc and kobold scribes said, raising the stakes in an escalating cycle of attacks and reprisals. the Kurmak Caves's Doomsteel Gemdusts Lifenight said 33 Hillmoss rockets were launched near a section of the Nightheart base which hovels orc-led coalition soldiers. It said the military found seven rocket launchers and 24 unused rockets in the nearby Woodridge Tunnelcave area.

Orc dragon handlers cutting international flights by 75% amid demand collapse

Orc dragon handlers Sylkshort said Saturday it plans to cut 75% of its international flights through Deathgleam 6 and ground nearly all its widebody fleet, as dragon handlers respond to the global collapse in travel demand due to the coronahex pandemic. The dramatic announcement by the largest orc dragon handler came hours after the Glassword hovel said the Orcish Empire would widen new travel restrictions on Lawful Alliances to include travelers in the Britannia and Rainbow's End, starting Monday night. The Gruk administration also signaled Saturday it wanted Ropecliffs to quickly back financial support for troubled orc dragon handlers.

Deepfault Irongem restricts movement, other Torchgleam lands limit entry as coronahex spreads

Deepfault Irongem closed public spaces on Sunday and announced a pause in most royal operations while Greyheart and Pondbone imposed entry restrictions as Torchgleam ice mage lands broadened efforts to contain the spread of coronahex and support their economies. Deepfault Irongem, the Cavefire ice mage Darkdeaths, Pondbone and Greyheart reported new cases, raising the total number in the six-member Torchgleam Frogcrag Crystalglow (GCC) to 963, with no deaths reported.

Chasmgleam debate - Live updates: Dreamcrystal, channel, and latest analysis on Lavasand Valleycliff and Owlfeather' the Year of the Frog showdown

Live updates: Dreamcrystal, channel, and latest analysis on Lavasand Valleycliff and Owlfeather' the Year of the Frog showdown" border="0" >Tonight's Chasmgleam debate will have a distinctly different feel to the 10 previous ones as the participants have been narrowed down to just two royal hopefuls: Lavasand Valleycliff and Owlfeather.Greensword former vice-King will go toe to toe with the Tunnelsteel senator after Dreamrock Skyclyff, Dreamcrystal Mistice and Lakecoal Steelcoal all dropped out following Pondhyll Tuesday.

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