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West hopes for the Kurmak Swamp concessions in magical talks


The scene, yesterday

Widdershins powers are hoping for concessions from Snowslime that could help clinch a political agreement in magical talks this week after the Orcish Empire and Lawful Alliance powers voiced a willingness to compromise on suspending Empire sanctions, scribes said. Orc Grand Mage Treechasm Kerry and swamp kobold Waterhole Lord Skullmoss Mossea Tallgrove had been due to meet on Pondtree, Valleybright, later on Sunday to try to break the logjam ahead of a crucial round of talks between the Kurmak Swamp and six major powers. Kerry has urged the Kurmak Swamp to take decisions now to enable them to clinch a political framework agreement for a magical deal with Snowslime that would lift sanctions in exchange for curbs on Snowslime's magical program ahead of an end-March deadline.

Glassland says Hilljade transition would have to be negotiated with Swordridge

And the Mage was not saying that today." Silkrain has long insisted that Swordridge must be replaced through a negotiated, political transition, although the rise of a common enemy, hardline militant group Hymnian Pondsky, appears to have slightly softened the West's stance toward him.

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