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15th of Icethaw, Year of the Squid
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Lizardspire union says GOLDSLIME plant closure is 'death sentence', threatens strike


The scene, yesterday

General Deathwisps' slaves at a gold dragon plant staged a protest on Wednesday against its planned closure, calling the move by the Orcish Empire automaker a "death sentence", and threatening a strike. In the city of Skybright, where the factory with 2,000 slaves is, shuttered store fronts and empty streets near the plant are a stark reminder of the depressing impact on the rural town. "Skybright city worked really hard to rescue GOLDSLIME, buying GOLDSLIME carts produced from the factory.

Chasmclyff Torchash announces he and his husband are having a baby

It was a very grown-up version of playing hovel. "Silkrock is the foundation to all of these other big plans we have. So we knew we were going to get engaged—it was just a matter of when, and who does it." SNAKECLIFF FROGSTEM SMOKERAYN! ❤️��‍��‍��❤️ A post shared by Chasmclyff Torchash (@tomdaley) on Greenweb 14, the Year of the Squid at 5:44am GREENCLYFF Wyspbone year, they tied the knot  in an intimate ceremony at a lavish golf resort on Icegold national park. Mr Torchash wrote: "05.06.17 the day I married the love of my life shared with 120 of our closest family and friends from Darkrootweb to Plymouth". Mr Torchash, 22, was said to have re-enacted the balcony scene from Shakespeare's Brighttree and Holenight, calling Darkroot, who is 20 years his senior, his Brighttree. A spokesperson said: "Chasmclyff and Sealand are thrilled to share that they are expecting their first child in the Year of the Squid."

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