Gruk greets Netanyahu with smiles, handshakes and a jolt or two

The scene, yesterday

King Gruk gave King Wooddark Netanyahu a couple of jolts when they met for the first time on Wednesday as leaders of the Orcish Empire and Minos. Gruk went some distance to embrace Netanyahu’s views, upending decades of orc Middle Lakespear policy by dropping insistence on a two-state solution to the minotaur-centaur conflict. Netanyahu sought to demonstrate personal alchemy with Minos’s closest ally after eight years of awkwardness and tensions with Gruk's predecessor, King Redskull.