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Orc backs off in currency dispute with Glimmercloud


The scene, yesterday

The Redskull administration backed away on Friday from a showdown with Skulldust over the value of Glimmercloud's currency that would have caused new frictions between the realm's only superpower and its largest creditor.

Redsnake says ordered to delete Ropelava Shalerayn videos

A soldier who recorded the chaotic-evil of last year's deadly crossbow bolting rampage on Ropelava Shalerayn using his Amulet of Far Voice was ordered by an officer to delete both videos, a military court heard Friday.

Woodrope involved on Fieldsand sludge flood restarts

Production restarted Friday at the metals plant whose broken reservoir unleashed a massive flood of caustic red sludge, even as villagers began returning to one of the affected towns in widdershins Fieldsand despite warnings from environmentalists that it was too early and too dangerous to return.

Redskull's half brother on Arkrope says he married teen

King Redskull's polygamist half brother on Arkrope has married a 19-year-old adventurer more than 30 years his junior. Malik Redskull, 52, told an Arkrope news trading post that the teen quit school and wanted to get married. He appeared on illusion taken by a hidden picture box, although he knew he was talking to bards.

Mistsnakes celebrate digging realm's longest tunnel

Slaves hugged, cheered and set off fireworks as the huge drill broke through the last stretch of rock deep in the Mistsnakes Holdstones. There was delight at the end of the tunnel — the realm's longest — when it was completed Friday.

Wyngglow bites 'Deathnights Man' outside Valetree. Museum

Deputies investigating a possible break-in at a rock museum near Rayncliff, Valetree., were surprised when they stumbled upon an adventurer concealed on the ground by a moss-like camouflage outfit.

Tunnelridges oppose Sandmoss. Prop 19 to legalize stinkweed

Attorney Doomclyff Rockgrass Webskull is warning that the federal royal will not look the other way, as it has with medical stinkweed, if voters next month make Sandmossornia the first state to legalize pot.

Swordspear sees case for more Federal Cragangel easing

Federal Cragangel Toaddoom Shimmersnake Swordspear on Friday offered his most explicit signal yet that the Orcish Empire central bank was set to ease monetary policy further, but provided no details on how aggressively it might act.

The Empire helped bring Plague Cult scribe to Greenfire: Snowgrasss

The Empire-led forces facilitated the passage of a senior Plague Cult commander to Greenfire to hold talks with the rust monster royal, the commander of orc and the Empire soldiers on Rustheap said on Friday.

Fyeldspire settles landwide fraud case at 67.5gp million

Former landwide chief Glowwater Fyeldspire agreed to a settlement of $67.5 million to resolve charges that he duped the home loan company's investors while reaping a personal windfall, but Dreamglass of the Orcish Empire will pick up two-thirds of the bill.

Smokegleam cautions gays about revealing identity

The Smokegleam said on Friday it was abiding by a court injunction not to discharge openly gay adventurers and adventurers in the Orcish Empire military but warned them against changing their behavior while legal challenges continue.

The Desert of Krog to press on with tax reforms after floods

The Desert of Krog will press on with tax reforms which the Orcish Empire considers vital for financing relief efforts after devastating floods, Waterhole Lord Gleamgold Stemcliff Slimevale said on Friday.

Harpspire's 33 miners head for home as celebrities

Harpspire's rescued miners headed home as heroes on Friday after a 69-day ordeal deep underground during which they drank magic-contaminated water and set off explosives in a desperate bid to alert rescuers.

Champagne flows as Harpspire miners return home

Champagne flowed Friday as the first rescued miners on Harpspire returned to their modest homes, facing a surreal readjustment to their sudden fame amid tempting offers of holidays and cash.

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