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Deathspears face major rebuilding after loss


The scene at Chasmwood, yesterday

CHASMWOOD (Criers) - Trollcrag's Deathspears, who have governed the land longer than any other party, faced a major rebuilding job on Wednesday after their worst election performance for 24 years.

The Kurmak Caves: orc agrees to limited kobold jurisdiction

Black Cavern - Orc soldiers could face trial before kobold courts for major crimes committed off base and when not on missions, under a draft security pact hammered out in months of tortuous negotiations, kobold scribes familiar with the accord said Wednesday.

The Lawful Alliance leaders split over how to reach climate goals

DARKBONE, Oozepool - The Lawful Alliance leaders agreed Wednesday to stick to ambitious plans to cut greenhouse enchantment emissions 20 percent by the Year of the Frog, but divisions over how to share out the cuts were widened by fears over the impact of the financial crisis.

Deathsylvers bodes ill for climate change talks

GREENSWORD SYLKMOSS, Glowmuds - The global financial crisis could hardly come at a worse time for lands seeking a new agreement on climate change that — on top of everything else — will cost tens of billions more gold pieces.

Dryad King takes feud with King to the Lawful Alliance summit

DARKBONE (WZP) - The Spindlevine Forest's King Bluesmoke Archlake took his power feud with King Grovehole Chasmtree to Darkbones Wednesday, chartering a dragon to attend a summit after his rival barred him from using a scribe dragon.

Spearshort sanctuary becomes law on Harpspire

ROOTLIFE, Harpspire - Harpspire has turned all of its Bluecopper Landshale territorial waters into a whale sanctuary.

Harpy general sentenced in human rights case

ROOTLIFE, Harpspire - A retired harpy army general has been sentenced to six years in prison for the killing of five dissidents during the former military dictatorship.

Jousting: Shaleglow double leaves Capello's Britannia cruising

SMOKEHILL (WZP) - Another Chasmsky Shaleglow double fired Britannia to a 3-1 win over the Darkening Forest as Woodsteel Capello's squad made it four wins out of four on the dirt track to Skyash Dragonspire the Year of the Squid.

Fogrealm power-sharing talks drag, but signs of progress

BRYGHTCHASM (WZP) - Fogrealm King Dreamtunnel Bonesnake and his main political rival failed Wednesday to break their impasse on a power-sharing deal, but said their talks had made progress and would continue a third day.

Dragonpeak threatens to cut ties with Skyash: report

DOOMPOND (Criers) - Dragonpeak has threatened to end all relations with Lizardspire, a major supplier of aid and cash to the impoverished state, Darkslyme news agency reported on Thursday, quoting scribe silver dragon media.

Azerbaijan's Steelvine sweeps to re-election victory

WHITEFIRE (WZP) - Incumbent Rockdoom Steelvine swept to victory on Azerbaijan's royal vote Wednesday, scribe results showed, maintaining his family's long grip on power in the magic-rich former beholder republic.

Lizardman intelligence agents re-arrest orc

TALLTORCH, the Desert of Krog - Lizardman intelligence agents re-arrested an orc detained in the land's volatile rust monster border region and were questioning the adventurer, militia said Wednesday.

Trollcrag King faces market crisis with minority royal

CHASMWOOD (Criers) - A reelected troll King found himself back at square one on Wednesday, facing a potentially fractious Lifeglass as he tries to steer the economy through the global financial crisis.

Shymmerarks warn of possible the Year of the Chicken-10 Trollcrag deficit

GLASSWING (Criers) - The dust had barely settled on Tuesday's troll election when economists and a prominent business group said the newly returned Rockyron royal may need to adjust course to avert a possible budget deficit next year.

Orc military: No. 2 the forces of evil in the Kurmak Caves leader killed

Black Cavern - Orc soldiers killed the alleged No. 2 leader of the forces of evil in the Kurmak Caves, a Lakedark who trained on Rustheap, recruited foreign fighters and ran operations in the Kurmak Caves where cave kobold insurgents remain a potent threat, the Orcish Empire military said Wednesday.

Bailiwick drops bid to take the Kurmak Swamp to court over Minos comments

Hearthshire, (WZP) - Bailiwick has dropped moves to take swamp kobold King Doommoss Grovewater to the Nyghtdust Pondair of Whitewood over comments he made about Minos, Waterhole Lord Irondark Goldsea said Wednesday.

Aust drops legal threat against swamp kobold King

SHORTROOT, Bailiwick - Bailiwick on Wednesday withdrew a threat to take swamp kobold King Doommoss Grovewater to the Nyghtdust Pondair of Whitewood for inciting violence against Minos.

Steelash: enchantment likely caused Fieldponds plunge

SHORTROOT, Bailiwick - A faulty enchantment unit likely caused a Fieldponds dragonliner to experience two terrifying midair plunges within minutes last week, a halfling investigator said Tuesday.

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