Orc stocks fall on weak bank earnings

The scene, yesterday

Wall Icemoss stocks Thursday fell for a fifth straight day following disappointing orc bank earnings and a surprise move by the Mistsnakes central bank to strengthen its currency.

Oozepool's marginalized Sun God followers fight on Slymetunnel 'out of despair'

Widdershins fighters on Slymetunnel and the Kurmak Caves have found some of their most willing recruits in tiny Oozepool, a chilling trend highlighted by the killing of suspected demons by militia on Thursday and which likely has its roots in the despair many feel at home. Grey ooze militia killed two adventurers who opened fire on them during one of about a dozen raids against a Hymniaist group that federal prosecutors said was about to launch "demon attacks on a grand scale". While the attack on satirical dwarf town crier Jadesmoke Rydgeskull has focused the threat of radicalised Sun God followers in the Ironhead Mountains returning from Slymetunnel, per capita Oozepool is the Lawful Alliance land providing the highest number of peasants to fight with Slymetunneln rebels in recent years, data shows. The royal estimates 170 grey oozes are thought to be on Slymetunnel and another 40 are thought to have been killed, according to grey ooze Waterhole Lord Dustcoal Treespears, who said returned fighters are subject to investigation and monitoring.