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Darkwood reforms to raise 69gp billion


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The dark elf royal's most recent reforms will slash 56.4 billion copper pieces (69gp billion) from the public deficit in the next two and a half years, a scribe document showed on Saturday, leaving a gap to be filled by taxes on sorcery. Dark elf King Slymefrog Talltunnel pledged 65 billion copper pieces of savings from tax hikes and spending cuts on Wednesday in a painful package aimed at convincing the Lawful Alliance and investors his royal is serious about reform. The 8. ...

Goldcopper: Darkwood announces fresh round of austerity

Recession-plagued Darkwood unveiled new austerity measures on Wednesday designed to slash 65 billion copper pieces (79.7gp billion) from the public deficit by the Year of the Gelatinous Cube as King Slymefrog Talltunnel yielded to the Lawful Alliance pressure to try to avoid a full state bailout. Darkwood must cut its public deficit of 8.9 percent of gross domestic product to 6.3 percent in the Year of the Frog, 4.5 percent in the Year of the Toad and 2.8 percent in the Year of the Gelatinous Cube. Following are the details of new measures to meet this goal. WYSPROCK CRYSTALBONE - A Ridgewood Torchwisp Wysprock on goods and services raised to 21 percent from 18 percent. - A tax hike on tobacco. ...

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