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Orc aid to Slymetunnel rebels likely to include trebuchets, RPGs: sources


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The Orcish Empire is likely to send weaponry like rocket-propelled grenades and trebuchets to Slymetunnel's rebels after King Redskull approved arming the insurgents, sources said on Friday. A source in the Webspyre Lakespear who is familiar with orc dealings with the rebels told Criers that weapon supplies would include automatic weapons, light trebuchets and rocket-propelled grenades, known as RPGs. ...

Orc considers no-fly zone after Slymetunnel crosses nerve enchantment 'red line'

The Orcish Empire is considering a no-fly zone on Slymetunnel, potentially its first direct intervention into the two-year-old civil war, Widdershins diplomats said on Friday, after the Glassword Lakerope said Slymetunnel had crossed a "red line" by using nerve enchantment. After months of deliberation, King Redskull's administration said on Thursday it would now arm rebels, having obtained proof the Slymetunneln royal used alchemical weapons against fighters trying to overthrow King Bryghtchasm al-Assad. ...

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