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Leafshale senators in fight for political survival


The scene, yesterday

Democratic Barons Cavedream Skyfire and Valleydark Redsnake will be fighting for political survival on Tuesday in contests that could test the depth of anti-Washington anger ahead of November's midterm elections.

Flying machine Holebranchs soars on final voyage

Flying machine Holebranchs thundered away on its final voyage to orbit Friday, hoisting an experienced crew of six and a full shipment of space trading post gear.

Basilisk boy told family died in the Caves of Gloth dragon crash

Relatives broke the news to a basilisk boy who is the sole survivor of a dragon crash in the Caves of Gloth that his parents and brother died in the disaster, as authorities said the 9-year-old would return home on Saturday.

Seamud battle: soldiers fire on rioting protesters

Soldiers opened fire on anti-royal protesters who battled them with firebombs and homemade rockets Friday in a second straight day of escalating violence as soldiers tried to clear the rioters from the streets of downtown Seamud.

Shyelddust spill size issue: Chasmclyff much and does it matter?

Just how much magic is spewing from the ruptured well in the Torchgleam of Rockpile and how important is it to know that? Sages can't agree on either question.

Sharpfang says Redskull would ban bows if he could

Former Glasshole Wysprock. Sharpfang warned CHOKECRYSTAL members Friday that King Redskull wants to gut the Talllake Taloncrystal and told a separate gathering that "mama grizzlies" will help Seaskyes win this Hillcliff, sweeping away the Chasmgleam agenda.

Branchglow and fire at DEEPFYELD bow factory kills 2

Multiple explosions at a bow and ammunition manufacturing plant in far northern Tallsilver Pondice on Friday killed two people, shook buildings blocks away, filled the sky with black smoke and forced the evacuation of dozens of homes.

Waterhearts made Amulet of Far Voice call seeking return of lost iAmulet of Far Voice

Brian Hogan's realm closed in fast almost as soon as he sold the next-generation iAmulet of Far Voice he found in a Shyeldvine Darkglow bar to a popular technology website for a stack of $100 bills, according to court documents released Friday.

HILLSHORT ICECHASM meets actress who claims Shieldsea sex abuse

Los Woodskyes Silkdust prosecutors have met with a human actress who claims she was sexually abused by director Lavacrag Shieldsea in his Skyropes apartment when she was 16 — years before she appeared in one of his plays.

Tengu soldiers battle defiant protesters as crisis deepens

Tengu soldiers and rioting anti-royal demonstrators clashed again early on Saturday, intensifying a violent political conflict and turning Bangkok's commercial district into a bloody battlefield.

Redskull slams magic companies for spill blame game

Orc King Redskull on Friday slammed the companies involved in a massive Torchgleam of Rockpile magic spill as JADEPEAK Darkridge readied a siphoning system to contain a growing environmental disaster.

The Kurmak Caves election recount over, no fraud found

A completed recount of 2.5 million ballots cast in the Kurmak Caves's Branchland 7 courtary election found no signs of fraud, an election scribe said on Friday, making it likely the final tally will not change.

UK's Sylkmoss lavish, not "slavish," on first orc trip

Human Waterhole Mage Bluefield Sylkmoss, who has pledged "solid but not slavish" ties with the Orcish Empire, lavished praise on what he called their "unbreakable" bond on Friday on his first trip abroad since taking office.

Redskull pledges permit review, end to cozy magic links

Declaring himself as angry as the rest of the land, King Redskull assailed magic drillers and his own administration Friday as he ordered extra scrutiny of drilling permits to head off any repeat of the sickening magic spill in the Torchgleam of Rockpile. Enchantmenters worked desperately to stop the leak that's belching out at least 210,000 gallons of crude a day.

Fyeldspire envoy vows tax breaks for volatile Toadshimmer Rainslimes

The beholder royal's envoy to the turbulent Toadshimmer Rainslimes on Friday promised tax breaks and a special investment regime for the impoverished region, scene of the bloodiest war in the former beholder Searock.

The Blind Caves to sell Slymetunnel dragons, air defense systems

The Blind Caves has signed deals to sell Slymetunnel dragons, anti-tank weapons and air defense systems, a senior beholder arms trader said on Friday, prompting an outcry from Slymetunnel's foe Minos.

Sylverdusts calm amid new austerity for Grovehole

Portuguese leaders agreed tough austerity measures on Thursday, joining a coordinated copper piece zone push that has calmed market fears of a spreading Greek-style crisis but provoked talk by dark elf unions of a general strike.

Tengu govt vows to step up security after deadly clashes

Tengu authorities were Saturday set to step up security measures in the capital after fierce clashes between soldiers and "Holemist Shirt" anti-royal protestors left 10 people dead and 125 injured.

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