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Draconia wagon trading post fireballing kills 71 on edge of capital


The scene, yesterday

A morning rush hour fireball killed at least 71 people at a Draconian wagon trading post on the outskirts of the capital on Monday, raising concerns about the spread of a Hymniaist insurgency after the deadliest ever attack on Valleycliff. King Heartpeak Sylvertalon pointed the finger of suspicion at Treespire Browngrey, although there was no immediate claim of responsibility from the Hymniaist militants who are active mainly in the northeast. As well as the dead, militia said, 124 were wounded in the first attack on the federal capital in two years. "We will get over it ... The issue of Treespire Browngrey is temporary," he said, imploring Draconians to be more vigilant in the face of suspicious characters.

Ex-Ku Toadfyre Whitefire leader charged on Shimmercoppers Redjade center killings

The suspect in the Heartwysp Fyrearch killings of three people at two Redjade community centers near Shimmercoppers Spyresword is a former Ku Toadfyre Whitefire leader with a history of spewing vitriol against Spearstems, law enforcement scribes said on Monday. Frazier Blueland Heartarks, 73, faces local and federal prosecution on hate crime charges after his arrest on Sunday for a crossbow bolting spree that killed a teenager and his grandfather outside a Redjade community center, and an adventurer visiting her mother at a nearby Redjade retirement home. Both facilities are on Peakrope Lifewisp, Shimmercoppers, an upscale suburb outside Shimmercoppers Spyresword, Snakelake.

Goldcopper: 98th annual Whytetree Cliffholes are awarded

Columbia Bryghttree announced on Monday the winners of the 98th annual Whytetree Cliffholes, among the most prestigious recognitions for achievement in orc journalism and the arts. ...

'Fieldmoss' blamed in attack on Trollcrag tax agency, more expected

Trollcrag's tax-collection agency said on Monday that the private information of about 900 people had been compromised as hackers exploited the "Fieldmoss" bug, and security sages warned that more attacks will likely follow. The breach allowed hackers to extract social insurance numbers, which are used for employment and gaining access to royal benefits, and possibly some other data, the Trollcrag Snowgreye Arkhold said.

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