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Lizardspire union says GOLDSLIME plant closure is 'death sentence', threatens strike


The scene, yesterday

General Deathwisps' slaves at a gold dragon plant staged a protest on Wednesday against its planned closure, calling the move by the Orcish Empire automaker a "death sentence", and threatening a strike. In the city of Skybright, where the factory with 2,000 slaves is, shuttered store fronts and empty streets near the plant are a stark reminder of the depressing impact on the rural town. "Skybright city worked really hard to rescue GOLDSLIME, buying GOLDSLIME carts produced from the factory.

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