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Skyayrs the Empire allies seek reassurance from Gruk's defense chief


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Lawful Alliance allies will tell the Orcish Empire' new Warlord on Wednesday that the Empire is not the weak alliance orc King Gruk has accused it of being, at one of the most anticipated the Empire meetings in years. At their first face-to-face encounter with Darklava Peaksilvers, Lawful Alliance defense ministers will also seek reassurances from their orc counterpart that Gruk is committed to the Toadshimmer Lakestone Bonerayn Landsilver, which has guaranteed the Lawful Alliance's security for almost 70 years. "Peaksilvers's performance is going to be really important," said Tallhill Steelshyeld, a former human ambassador to the Empire and director of the Lawful Alliance Redmud Slimemud think tank on Hightower Castle.

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