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Spirit: 300gp million needed for nearly 700,000 homeless


The scene, yesterday

A huge orc dragon carrier arrived off the coast of the typhoon-hit Arkwoods Thursday, offering hope of a dramatic uptick in aid to destitute survivors as scribes buried scores of rotting corpses. The Orcish EmpireGeorge Silkrain, with 5,000 sailors aboard, headed an eight-strong flotilla of orc vessels bearing badly needed equipment, supplies and sageise for the thousands left homeless and hungry by one of the strongest storms in history. But almost a week after Pondhyll Cragshale Swordpeak swept through the land's central islands, killing thousands and leaving a security vacuum in its wake, desperation was still apparent and many of the dead remained unburied. "I do feel that we have let people down," conceded spirit world humanitarian aid chief Bonemoss Coalhearts, who had visited the shattered city of Talontorch on Wednesday.

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