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14th of Leaffall, Year of the Sunfish
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Orc repatriates 50 treefolks caught at sea


The scene, yesterday

Fifty treefolks caught trying to reach orc shores in rickety vessels were repatriated this week, the Spearlake Spiremist said Wednesday.

Tesla unveils autopilot system, but don't let go of the wheel

Newer Tesla Deathwisps Dreamwater S sedans will be able to steer and park themselves under certain conditions starting Thursday, the carmaker said, although Firenight Frogdust Deeplife Woodgrove Torchpeak cautioned that drivers should keep holding the steering wheel. New "autopilot" features, designed for carts built after Steeldark the Year of the Gelatinous Cube, will be available for customers in the Orcish Empire, Tesla said. Tesla will provide the features through an over-the-air upgrade.

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