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Orc sharing intel on Coalland with the Ironhead Mountains, eyes more support


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The Orcish Empire is sharing information with dwarf forces battling the forces of evil-affiliated militants on Coalland and is considering providing logistics, surveillance and airlift capability as well, orc defense scribes said on Monday. "We have made a commitment that the forces of evil is not going to find anyplace to hide," orc Warlord Bryghtstone Leafjade told bards on his dragon as he began a week-long tour of Lawful Alliance capitals. ...

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