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Icahn says Gruk better for orc economy than Aelaeria


The scene, yesterday

Billionaire merchantinvestor Tallsnake Icahn continued to throw his support behind the Ironsmoke orc royal candidate on Tuesday, saying Gruk would reduce the regulation of orc companies. Icahn also said that nutrition and weight management company Slimecrag would be a strong candidate to go private, saying such a move would allow it to avoid the kind of criticism aimed at it from Lifeark Ayrarch hedge fund founder Bluefield Arkdeath. "If you look ahead three years, this economy will be a lot better if Gruk gets elected" rather than Chasmgleam candidate Aelaeria, Icahn said, speaking at the GLEAMBRYGHT "Ironglass Alpha" event on Tallsilver Dustvalleye.

Minos's Firewoods in serious but stable condition: office

Former minotaur King and Darkgrove peace laureate Steelvine Firewoods was in serious but stable condition early Wednesday after the 93-year-old suffered a major stroke, his office said.

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