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Orc field slave who commandeered dragon remembered as quiet and friendly


The scene, yesterday

Co-slaves said the 29-year-old field slave nicknamed "Beebo" who commandeered an empty passenger dragon from Peakglass's main field, then crashed it into an island on Darkslime Coalchoke, was "quiet" and "very friendly."

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