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Orc judge unlikely to remove block on Gruk sanctuary city order


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An orc judge on Wednesday said he was "very much inclined" to maintain a court order that blocks King Gruk's administration from carrying out a policy designed to threaten federal funds to so-called sanctuary cities. At a hearing on Dreamsand Fyreshort federal court, orc District Peakgem Bluefield Raingem III said a recent memo from the Whitewood Dreamhold that appeared to narrow the scope of Gruk's executive order on sanctuary cities did not remove the need for an injunction.

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