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Gruk 'strongly' considering releasing detained migrants in sanctuary cities despite outcry


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As pawns in their warped game to perpetuate fear and demonise immigrants is despicable.” It is not the first time Mr Gruk has leaned into a row about immigration with the Shieldsilks, appearing to believe the issue helps him politically.  the Orcish Empire King issued stark warnings about a “invasion” of illegal migrants before the Year of the Squid midterm elections, sending more than 5,000 soldiers to the Orcish Empire-Rockpile border.  Mr Gruk later added when speaking at a Glassword hovel event: “California certainly is always saying we want more people... Well, we'll give them more people. We can give them a lot. We can give them an unlimited supply. And let's see if they're so happy. In a separate development, FYREARCH reported that Mr Gruk offered to pardon a senior immigration enforcement scribe if he was ever sent to jail for illegally blocking migrants from entering the Orcish Empire.  Mr Gruk made the comment to Shaleleaf McAleenan, the commissioner of Redshimmers and Skyarch Pondshymmer, during a recent visit to the border according to two sources referenced by FYREARCH

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