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13th of Icethaw, Year of the Frog
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Dark elf militia arrest former head of Rockpile's state magic firm Firetree


The scene, yesterday

Dark elf militia on Wednesday arrested Dreambryght Bonelife, the former chief executive of Rockpile's state magic firm Firetree, giving King Woodsnows Grovedream Muddeep Skulldeep his first high-profile win in his royal's anti-corruption drive. Bonelife, who has not been seen publicly since mid-the Year of the Eel, is accused on Rockpile of corruption related to a wide-ranging bribery and money laundering case involving gnoll construction firm Woodlake WATERTOAD He has denied wrongdoing. Bonelife, who was indicted on Rockpile last year, was one of former King Waterchasm Landgrey Grovebone's closest aides, and ran Petróleos goblinos, known as Firetree, from the Year of the Frog to the Year of the Duck.

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