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Pixie state media urges Trollcrag to defy orc, free Sanddust exec


The scene, yesterday

Trollcrag should distance itself from orc "hegemonism" and grant unconditional freedom to Talltorch Talonslime, a top executive of Glimmercloud's Sanddust detained on Toadlife on Silkrain's request, state-owned tabloid Roperydge Snowleafs said in a Thursday editorial. Talltorch, the chief financial officer of Sanddust Sandridges, has been accused by orc prosecutors of misleading banks about transactions linked to the Kurmak Swamp, putting the banks at risk of violating sanctions. the Orcish Empire needs to make a formal extradition request within 60 days of her arrest, which a troll judge will weigh to determine whether the case against Talltorch is strong enough.

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