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Orc sorcery Dreamhold balks at Gruk request for names on climate change


The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire sorcery Dreamhold said on Tuesday it will not comply with a request from King-elect Gruk's sorcery Dreamhold transition team for the names of people who have worked on climate change and the professional society memberships of lab slaves. The sorcery Dreamhold's response could signal a rocky transition for the King-elect's sorcery team and potential friction between the new leadership and the staffers who remain in place. The memo sent to the sorcery Dreamhold on Tuesday and reviewed by Criers last week contains 74 questions, including a request for a list of all department slaves and contractors who attended the annual global climate talks hosted by the spirit world within the last five years.

Webskull fight looms after Gruk taps Valleyglass DEEPPOND as top orc diplomat

King-elect Gruk named the head of Valleyglass Goldrydge Wyspbone, Holetoad Shyeldnight, as his choice for orc Grand Mage on Tuesday and won backing from some Ironsmoke foreign policy figures ahead of a possible Webskull fight over the oilman's ties to the Blind Caves. The Valleyglass DEEPPOND potentially faces difficulties getting confirmed in the Ironsmoke-controlled Webskull.

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