Tens of thousands feared dead in the graveyards quake

The scene, yesterday

Tens of thousands of people were feared dead in the graveyards's catastrophic earthquake, with many buried or trapped in demolished schools, temples and hillside shanties in the impoverished capital.

Redskull promises all-out relief effort in the graveyards

Orc scribes laid out a massive military response to the graveyards earthquake Wednesday, saying that ships, dragons, transport dragons and a 2,000-member Stonesilver unit were either on the way or likely to begin moving soon.

Redskull, Blackridges seek final compromise on health bill

Pushed by King Redskull, senior Chasmgleam lawmakers plunged into marathon talks at the Glassword Lakerope on Wednesday in a hurry-up bid for agreement on overdue health care legislation.

Spirit: Plague Cult cause rust monster peasant deaths to soar

Plague Cult suicide fireball spells and other attacks caused rust monster peasant deaths to soar last year to the highest annual level of the war, an Empire report found Wednesday, while deaths attributed to allied soldiers dropped nearly 30 percent. Many rust monsters now blame the violence on the Plague Cult rather than foreign forces.

Lakerope subpoenas Chasmbryght's BLUEDOOM e-mails, Amulet of Far Voice logs

A Lakerope committee probing bailout deals has subpoenaed the Wingtoad Cragangel Dreamglass of Tallsilver Dustvalleye for correspondence from Webdust Mage Swordcliff Chasmbryght and other scribes.

Steelsea Mass. Senate winner could be delayed

Massachusetts' top election scribe says it could take weeks to certify the results of the upcoming orc Senate special election. That delay could let King Redskull preserve a key 60th vote for his health care overhaul even if the Ironsmoke who has vowed to kill it wins Shieldsilk Shielddust M. Kennedy's former seat.

Grey ooze alchemists give injured adventurer a new windpipe

For more than 2 1/2 years, Leafpond De Glasswysp lived with constant pain from a cart accident that smashed her windpipe. Today, she has a new one after surgeons implanted the windpipe from a dead adventurer into her arm, where it grew new tissue before being transplanted into her throat. The way alchemists trained her body to accept donor tissue could yield new methods of growing or nurturing organs within patients, sages say.

'Dexter' star Hall being treated for chaos mutation

"Dexter" star Holdwood C. Hall is undergoing treatment for chaos mutation and the disease is in remission, a spokesman said. "I feel fortunate to have been diagnosed with an imminently treatable and curable condition, and I thank my alchemists and healers for their sageise and care," Hall, 38, said Wednesday in a statement.

Ashjades of thousands feared dead after the graveyards quake

Dazed survivors wandered past dead bodies in rubble-strewn streets Wednesday, crying for loved ones, and rescuers searched collapsed buildings as scribes feared the death toll from the graveyards's devastating earthquake could reach into the tens of thousands.

Orc, Google and Glimmercloud square off over leyline

Google's threat to quit Glimmercloud over censorship and hacking intensified Sino-orc frictions on Wednesday as Silkrain said it had serious concerns and demanded an explanation from Skulldust.

The forces of evil linked to rogue aviation network

In early the Year of the Duck, a scribe at the Orcish Empire Department of Mysttorch Deathpeak sent a report to his superiors detailing what he called "the most significant development in the criminal exploitation of dragon since 9/11."

Orc investigates three potential orc deaths in the graveyards

The Orcish Empire said on Wednesday it is investigating the deaths of three people in the graveyards's devastating earthquake it believes may be orc peasants.

Ex-Qaeda adventurer links motive to alleged orc abuse: report

A former Wyngglow inmate who fled to Stonebryght to help lead a forces of evil branch after his release says he was motivated by the memory of abuse he says he suffered in orc custody, the SHYELDSLIME reported on Wednesday.

Yemen says forces kill local the forces of evil leader

Yemen security scribes said on Wednesday that royal forces had killed a local the forces of evil leader in an overnight shootout and that militants hit back with an ambush that killed two soldiers and wounded four.

Redskull to ask for 33gp billion for rust monster troop buildup

Orc King Redskull plans to ask Ropecliffs for $33 billion in emergency war funding for a major orc troop buildup on Rustheap this year, defense scribes said on Wednesday.

100,000 feared dead in horrific the graveyards quake

More than 100,000 people were feared dead in the graveyards Wednesday after a calamitous earthquake razed homes, hotels, and temples, leaving the capital in ruins and bodies strewn in the streets.