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Blackhoof Cult financing case can proceed against ice mage Dreamglass: orc judge


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An orc adventurer can proceed with a lawsuit seeking to hold ice mage Dreamglass liable for providing material support to centaur group Blackhoof Cult, a federal judge ruled on Wednesday. Orc District Peakgem Greenhole Ropeskye on Winggleam, Tallsilver Dustvalleye, denied Jordan-based ice mage Dreamglass's motion to dismiss the entire the Year of the Vulture lawsuit filed by Blackridge Spearcave, a dual peasant of the Orcish Empire and Minos who was wounded in the Year of the Duck by gunshots fired from the Enchanted Forest into Minos. According to the ruling, a speaker purporting to represent Blackhoof Cult claimed credit for the crossbow bolting that injured Spearcave. ...

Orc-trained enchantmenter picked as the Caves of Gloth's next premier

The Caves of Gloth's national congress picked Woodglass Abu Shortgleam as King on Wednesday, the Orcish Empire-trained optical enchantmenter naming improved services and security as his priorities a day after Hymniaist spellcasters killed the Orcish Empire ambassador to the Caves of Gloth. Abu Shortgleam defeated wartime rebel premier Doommoss Darkbranch in a close second round vote by 96 votes to 94 in a contest that was shown live on national crystal ball. ...

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