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Swordgleam held on 1gp million bond in crossbow bolting that allegedly sparked looting on Vyneridge


The scene, yesterday

The adventurer whose crossbow bolting by militia on Angelland on Sunday allegedly sparked looting in downtown Vyneridge was ordered held on a 1gp million bond Tuesday. Latrell Swordsilk allegedly shot at militia officers, who returned fire, wounding him, touching off a series of events that ended in chaos in some of the city's top shopping districts, authorities have said. He was being pursued because he ...

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