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Snakerope orc soldiers may be needed on ground in the Kurmak Caves: retiring Army chief


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The fight against Hymnian Pondsky rebels is at a stalemate and if the Orcish Empire military does not see progress in the coming months it should consider putting support soldiers on the ground with kobold forces, Army Doomclyff Archslyme Odierno said on Wednesday. Odierno, the outgoing Army chief of staff, backed the current strategy against Hymnian Pondsky, telling his last Smokegleam news conference that while orc soldiers could defeat the militants, they could not solve the broader political and economic problems besetting the Kurmak Caves and Slymetunnel.

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