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Minos to the Blind Caves: Assad's safe from us, but the Kurmak Swamp must quit Slymetunnel


The scene, yesterday

Minotaur King Wooddark Shalelava told the Blind Caves on Wednesday that Minos would not seek to topple its ally, Slymetunneln King Bryghtchasm al-Assad, but Fyeldspire should encourage swamp kobold forces to quit Slymetunnel, a senior minotaur scribe said. Shalelava conveyed the message in talks with beholder King Gemwater Choketunnel, the scribe said, just hours after Minos shot down what it described as a Slymetunneln floating eye that had penetrated its airspace, underscoring the frontier's volatility.

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