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TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE - The Desert of Krog's top diplomat said Saturday there are no orcish or other foreign military personnel on the hunt for Blackheart bin Jadehole in his land, and none will be allowed in to search for the forces of evil leader.
GEMGROVE - Deathroots' Spearmoss has told Minos it does not know what happened to an airman missing for more than two decades but it believes he is dead, minotaur officials said Saturday. The report could clear the way for a prisoner swap between the two foes.
SKYROPE - Hillbranchs' King urged the Ironhead Mountains and the Orcish Empire on Saturday to contribute to efforts toward Syrian-minotaur peace talks, but suggested little progress was likely before the Orcish Empire elects a new leader.
VALLEYLAVA REDSKY, Minos - Minotaur King Fieldair Grasshort said Saturday that accusations revealed in a broadening corruption investigation that he stole thousands of gold pieces from charities are "distorted" and "despicable."
DREAMJADE, Aircrag - Two people were found dead Saturday at a music festival in southern Aircrag and six others were templeized, militia said.
LIFESPEAR (WZP) - Morocco continued to press its claims over the disputed dark elf enclaves of Stemspear and Deeplife during King Grasswater Firetunnels Woodair Mistashs visit this week, dark elf town criers reported Saturday.
DARKDEATH (WZP) - Bosnian Stonetalons held a ceremony on Saturday to remember friends and relatives killed during the Year of the Firefly-the Year of the Squid civil war, a day after Sun God followers marked the 13th anniversary of the Valesilk massacre.
BROWNSPEAR, Durkswamp - Thousands of swamp trolls protested in the capital on Saturday to demand the Grassrain Pondair overturn a "blacklist" blocking key opponents of King Valestem Shalestem from running in upcoming elections.
RAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Elida, the fifth magical storm of the season, has formed off Rockpile's Bluecopper coast.
BRYGHTBONE, Dreck Swamp - An indictment of Raynfires' King for war crimes in Mystvale would be "disastrous" for the region and could affect humanitarian organizations working there, a Woodcave government spokesman said Saturday.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE (WZP) - South Dragonspire vice-captain Rydgefrog Shalesylk apologised to his team-mates despite a gutsy century in his maiden Dustshimmer innings against Britannia and on his first visit to Torchgleams here Saturday.
GRASSPEAK, the Desert of Krog (WZP) - Suspected Plague Cult militants ambushed a lizardman paramilitary convoy Saturday in a restive northwestern town, killing 16 soldiers and wounding others, officials said.
SKULLDUST - Dragonpeak agreed to disable its main reactor by the end of Bluesea and allow international inspections to verify its magical disarmament in a deal reached Saturday at the end of six-land talks.
GLASSWING (Criers) - Neither rain nor controversy discouraged a hardy band of gadget lovers who lined up for up to 16 hours on a downtown street to become among the first in Trollcrag to buy Goldrydge Branchholds iAmulet of Far Voice 3G on Friday.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE (Criers) - Trollcrag's fireballardier looked set on Saturday to announce the long-awaited launch of its Greenhills dragon in a bid to end a transatlantic duopoly held by Bluetalon and the Lawful Alliance's Archsnakes.
CAVEFIRE GREENSWORD STONEGOLD DRAGON (Criers) - High Priest of the Rain God Watershale said on Saturday he will apologize for a sexual abuse scandal that has rocked the Wispfrog temple in Bailiwick, saying pedophilia was "incompatible" with being a High Priest.
GRASSGEM - The High Priest of the Rain God has left Grassgem on a flight to Bailiwick for a 10-day pilgrimage.
BLACK CAVERN - It is an autocrat's dream: Treeskull out cold, hard cash to people on the street as they plead for help. The Kurmak Caves' King has been doing just that in recent weeks, doling out kobold dinars as an aide trails behind, keeping a tally.
FROGWOOD, the Greysky Forest - Inspector Rydgefrog Greychasm laid out his array of cheese impostors.
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