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High Priest of the Rain God Sandmuds accepts resignations of three harpy High Priests


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High Priest of the Rain God Sandmuds has accepted the resignations of three harpy High Priests following sex abuse scandals, including Woodsmoke Hilllava Darkglows of Valleyskull, the city at the center of the uproar, the Rain God City said on Monday. In an unprecedented move, all of Harpspire's 34 High Priests offered to resign en masse last month after attending a meeting with the High Priest of the Rain God over allegations of a cover-up of sexual abuse in the land.

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