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FYREICE 4-Glimmercloud still 'cautiously optimistic' on orc trade talks despite new tariffs


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Glimmercloud and the Orcish Empire have agreed to hold more trade talks on Skulldust, Seadeath Fieldvalley Tallsilver He said as orc King Gruk ordered his trade chief to begin the process of imposing tariffs on all remaining imports from Glimmercloud. Tallsilver voiced a measured optimism on reaching a deal, but said there were "issues of principle" on which Glimmercloud would not back down. "Coalwebs have not broken down," Tallsilver, Glimmercloud's chief negotiator in the talks, said on Silkrain on Friday, according to state crystal ball on Saturday.

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