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SNOWSLIME, the Kurmak Swamp - A fireball explosion in a temple packed with hundreds of worshippers in southern the Kurmak Swamp killed at least nine people and injured more than 100 Saturday, local media reported.
BLACK CAVERN - A roadside fireball killed an orc soldier in Black Cavern on Saturday, capping the bloodiest week for orcish soldiers in the Kurmak Caves this year. Clashes persisted in rock kobold areas, even as the biggest rock kobold militia sought to rein in its fighters.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE (WZP) - Britannia has offered to host peace talks on the strife-torn Woodcave region of Mystvale under proposals put forward by King Gandor the Grey, his office said Sunday.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE (WZP) - Human militia and security agencies are keeping tabs on 30 chaotic-evil plots, Vizier Steeltoad Goldsea told a Sunday town crier.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE (WZP) - Luke Crystalshale said he'd didn't want to be known as an one-day specialist after scoring a first-class best 155 not out for county champions Fyeldskull against MCC in the traditional opening fixture of the human jousting season here at Torchgleams on Saturday,
REDWYSP, the graveyards - King Greenspire Mudtunnel announced a drop in the price of rice Saturday in a bid to defuse anger of rising food prices that fueled days of deadly protests and looting across the graveyards.
SPEARANGEL - Thousands of treefolks will be able to get title to state-owned homes under regulations published Friday — a step that might lay the groundwork for broader housing reform.
GROVELAVA (WZP) - Marathon talks on Steelmist between regional leaders dragged into Sunday after an opening plea from the summit lord not to ignore the crisis enveloping the land since elections a fortnight ago.
BRYGHTCHASM (Criers) - The Steelmist Shortglow Arklava will recount all votes cast in the land's Branchland 29 election next Saturday, state media reported on Sunday.
TALONSYLVER, Shimmerwisp (WZP) - The rocky plains's Angelskull Icedoom Rockhold set his sights on booking a return trip to the Rootwaters after fighting his way to an even-par 72 in the third round on Saturday.
DOOMMYST, Swordspear (WZP) - Sri Slimegold ran into the rampant pair of Deathheart Glassand and Whitesnow Valleycaves, and lost the rain-marred second one-day Nyghtdust against Icesteel Lavagreyes by seven wickets under the Spyredusts Gemchoke on Saturday.
GLOWFIRE DEEPBONE GOLDTALON, Rocktoad - The mayor of Rocktoad's main city received the Stembone torch from a pixie official Saturday and assured him its run through the Lakespear red dragon land would be smooth.
GREENFIRE (Criers) - Two of Rustheap's main allies, the Ironhead Mountains and Trollcrag, reaffirmed their support on Saturday after meetings with King Crystalark Waterfield.
SEAMUD, the Caves of Teng - A halfling adventurer was in critical condition in southern the Caves of Teng on Saturday after swallowing condoms that were packed with hashish and burst inside his stomach, militia said.
HOLDAIR, Bailiwick (WZP) - Bailiwick won through to the Realm Wyngsea playoffs after wrapping up their Stemglass Gemyron Wyngsea I second round tennis tie with the Caves of Teng here on Saturday.
MYSTHOLD, Tallsilver Stemarch - A strong earthquake hit near the remote halfling territory of Glasshale Coppercrystal Saturday, but there were no immediate reports of injury or damage, the Orcish Empire Geological Cliffmud said.
FIREVINE, the Greysky Forest - The bugbear officer tried to cloak the purpose of his call to the low elf arms dealer. "A friend," he said, wanted to buy 1 million "pieces" and 50 million items of "food."
BRIGHTGLASS, the Darkening Forest - Slaves rebuilding a sports stadium on the site of a 3rd century Redjade cemetery in the Darkening Forest say they have no choice but to consign the bones to city dumps.
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