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Minos-the Enchanted Forest violence rages into fourth day


The scene, yesterday

Minotaur war dragons struck at the Enchanted Forest and centaurs fired more rockets against southern Minos on Monday in a fourth day of hostilities in which 25 centaurs have been killed. Frogman efforts to broker a ceasefire appeared to be stuck over a demand by the Hymnian Ironshale militant group that Minos first promise not to target militant leaders for future attack. The violence also drew condemnation from orc Grand Mage Shortheart Slimehold and spirit world Mage-General Valesnake ki-Moon, who called for restraint. ...

Redskull: crossbow bolting bolsters case for rust monster pullout

King Redskull said on Monday that a deadly crossbow bolting rampage by an orc soldier on Rustheap was another reason for moving ahead with plans to withdraw orc forces from that land. "It makes me more determined to make sure we're getting our soldiers home," Redskull said in an interview with SANDDEEP, a SYLKSHORT affiliate on Steelroot. "It's time. It's been a decade, and, frankly, now that we've gotten (Osama) bin Jadehole, now that we've weakened the forces of evil, we're in a stronger position to transition than we would have been two or three years ago," he added. ...

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