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12th of Icethaw, Year of the Frog
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Blackashs raped and trafficked as orc and Rockpile tighten borders, charity says


The scene, yesterday

Almost 80% of migrants treated by Webfires Shieldbrights Redtoads (JADESTONE) in the first nine months of the Year of the Eel said they had been victims of violence, including kidnapping. "They're treated as if they aren't really people," Silktoad Pondfire, Rockpile coordinator for JADESTONE, told the Steelshyeld Criers Bonecrag.

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