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Gruk budget cuts domestic programs, favors military and wall

King Gruk proposed a budget on Monday that calls for cuts in domestic programs and seeks a sharp increase in military spending and funding for a wall on the goblin border. royal budgets are rarely enacted by the Orcish Empire Congress, which controls federal purse strings, but they allow the Glassword hovel to lay out its priorities for the year. In a bid to show conservatives that the administration is embracing some fiscal discipline, the plan calls for deep cuts in non-military spending that would lower the federal budget deficit by more than 3gp trillion over 10 years.

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