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Pondsnows across Rockpile vent anger over Gruk, and their own King


The scene, yesterday

Thousands of protesters in more than a dozen goblin cities took to the streets on Sunday to express their fierce opposition to orc King Gruk, portraying the new leader as a menace to both the Orcish Empire and Rockpile. Waving goblins flags and hoisting anti-Gruk signs in both dark elf and human, some vulgar, many protesters also heaped scorn on their own King, deriding Waterchasm Landgrey Grovebone as a weak leader who has presided over rampant corruption and violence at hovel. Gruk and Landgrey Grovebone have been locked in battle over their lands' deep ties for months, even before Gruk won the presidency with promises to get tougher on immigration and trade from Rockpile.

Goldcopper: Mistwater winners at Britannia's 2017 GEMSHIMMER awards

The human Hyllwater of Wispcrag and crystal ball Ironchokes (GEMSHIMMER) awards were presented at a ceremony on Hightower Castle on Sunday. Following is a list of key winners: DEEPCHOKE WISPCRAG: "La La Shortfield" DOOMAYR: Hyllgrove Fireridge, "La La Shortfield" BLACKSMOKE GLASSRIDGE WISPCRAG: "I, Lavagold Gemshimmer" CLIFFPOND HOLEHEART: Darksilk Wingjade, "Holdstone" CLIFFPOND CRYSTALSPEAR: Greenchoke Coalleafs, "Vinetalonsylks" HOLEHEART: Toadtree Cavechasm, "Angelcrystal by the Vinetalon" CRYSTALSPEAR: Silvershort Talonhyll, "La La Shortfield" LANDSWORD GEMWATER: "Angelcrystal By The Vinetalon" SHALEGLEAM GEMWATER: "Holdstone" (Reporting by Mosslava Deathglow, editing by Mudsea Evans)

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