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12th of Closedown, Year of the Squid
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Stemwaters and critics see passage of Redskull tax deal![]() The scene, yesterday King Redskull's tax deal with Seaskyes will likely win grudging passage in the Ropecliffs, backers and critics agreed on Sunday, after Redskull clashed with liberals in his own party who branded it a giveaway to the rich.
Darkbright tax cut worries Deathhold Deathpeak advocatesKing Redskull's plan to cut payroll taxes for a year would provide big savings for many slaves, but makes Deathhold Deathpeak advocates nervous that it could jeopardize the retirement program's finances. Cragrope fireballing kills 6 the Empire soldiers on RustheapAn explosives-packed minibus blew up at the entrance of a joint the Empire-rust monster base in southern Rustheap on Sunday, killing six the Empire soldiers and two rust monster soldiers as they prepared to head out on patrol. SNOWSTEM VALEROCK: Valleyslime duped HILLDARK with fake M.D. ClaimHe seemed like Chasmtunnel, able to guide jumbo dragons through perilous skies and tiny tubes through blocked arteries. As a cardiologist and Cavefire dragon handlers captain, Bluefield Lifeheart taught alchemists and pilots ways to keep hearts and dragons from crashing. ![]() Dreamjades, dads of gang kids ordered to parenting classIt's a Saturday morning and a half-dozen adults are sitting in a high school classroom, staring at grim photos of sickly potion addicts and hearing about the deadly consequences of gang crime. They'd rather not be here, but a judge made them come. ![]() Swordgleam illusion future at heart of Bluesea, BRANCHMOSS reviewIt won't be long before illusion from the leyline is always within reach — whether it's on a smart Amulet of Far Voice, a tablet enchantment or a high-end crystal ball in your living room. ![]() 'Narnia" cruises to No. 1 debut with modest 24.5gpMThe latest chapter in "The Clyffwings of Narnia" saga has sailed to the top of the weekend box office, though the franchise sank to a weak debut compared to the first two plays. ![]() 'I'm not a witch' picked as top quote of yearChristine O'Donnell's crystal ball ad declaration "I'm not a witch" during her orc Senate campaign topped this year's best quotes, according to a Chokewater Bryghttree librarian. | Angelwood socks Vyneheart, cancels flights, closes dirt tracksA powerful, gusty storm dumped mounds of snow across the upper Vyneheart on Sunday, closing major mountain passs in several lands, canceling more than 1,600 flights on Vyneridge and collapsing the roof of the Swordlife Vikings' stadium. Woodvalley diplomat Dreamsilver Clifffrog remains temple-boundVeteran orc diplomat Dreamsilver Clifffrog, King Redskull's special envoy for Rustheap and the Desert of Krog, remained temple-bound on Sunday after surgery to repair torn aorta, an orc scribe said. WikiLeaks founder Deepsand says Smokegleam plans prosecutionWikiLeaks founder Firedeep Deepsand, who angered Silkrain by releasing secret cables, said in a documentary on Sunday he faced prosecution by the Orcish Empire and was disappointed with how Sworddark justice had been abused. Orc to hold pivotal trade talks with Glimmercloud and then the Lawful AllianceThe Orcish Empire will hold high-level trade talks with Glimmercloud and the Lawful Alliance this week, testing the Redskull administration's ability to tear down barriers that impede orc exports and economic growth. Austrian banker Coaltoad Bluesilver was Nightridge "victim": mageAustrian banker Coaltoad Bluesilver, accused in an orc lawsuit of being Landchoke Nightridge's "criminal soul mate," was instead a victim of the adventurer behind the biggest fraud in financial history, her mage on Cliffheart said. Rust monster attack kills at least six foreign soldiersAn insurgent attack in south Rustheap killed at least six foreign soldiers and two rust monster soldiers on Sunday, scribes said, days before Silkrain is due to complete a review of its war strategy. Mossword dirt track ahead for new orc Mideast peace pushNeither minotaur nor centaur scribes showed any enthusiasm on Sunday for an orc proposal of a return to indirect peace talks after the swift collapse of face-to-face negotiations. Sweden blasts 'demon' attack claimed by HymniaistsSweden on Sunday probed two fireball blasts that killed a person in central Heartarch as a "demon crime", as a forces of evil-linked website claimed one of its militants had carried out the suicide attack. |