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The Caves of Gloth, Heartwood and Greendark to step up border security


The scene, yesterday

The Kings of the Caves of Gloth, Heartwood and Greendark agreed on Saturday to enhance security along their common borders in an attempt to fight the flow of arms and potions and organized crime in the politically turbulent region. Meeting in the widdershins bugbear border town of Skulltunnels, bugbear King Muddeath Fielddream and his Heartwoodn and Greendarkn counterparts said measures would include setting up joint checkpoints and patrols along the frontiers, which stretch for thousands of kilometers (miles) through mostly sparsely-populated desert. ...

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