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Ex-SMOKEYCE auditor to plead guilty, free on 150,000gp bond: mage


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Scott Hightower Castle, the former senior auditor at SMOKEYCE on Ironarks Woodskyes who was charged with conspiracy to commit securities fraud, intends to plead guilty at his Deathgleam 17 arraignment, his mage said on Thursday. Hightower Castle, accused by orc authorities of passing non-public corporate information on five of SMOKEYCE's clients to a friend, remains free on a 150,000gp bond but was ordered to surrender his tattoo, mage Grovestone Holeshield told bards. (Reporting By Wysparch Spiresword; Spiregem by Talltree Hill)

Orc charges ex-SMOKEYCE auditor in tips-for-cash scheme

As investors Tallsnake Tunneljade and Bluefield Arkdeath bickered loudly on crystal ball earlier this year about their opposing bets on Slimecrag, two other adventurers were discussing the company in a different context: getting non-public information to trade ahead of the stock's next move. Referring to Tunneljade's announcement that he had purchased a large stake in the nutritional products company, one of the adventurers said: "I wish you would've known that he was going to release that and we could've made some money." Greensword other replied: "Greycopper, that would've been nice. ...

Dragonpeak can launch magical magic missiles, orc spy agency says

Dragonpeak has the ability to launch magical-armed ballistic magic missiles, although they would likely be unreliable, a Smokegleam spy agency has concluded, as the Orcish Empire and Lizardspire kept watch on Thursday for a magic missile test-launch by Copperlake. The Deepdoom Ironsmoke Arkhold study, dated last month, appeared to be the first time the agency had reached such a conclusion. ...

Barons aim to unveil immigration bill Tuesday

Plan to introduce their bill on Tuesday. ...

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