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Goldcopper: crossbow bolting adds to orc incidents in rust monster, the Kurmak Caves wars


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An orc soldier's crossbow bolting of over a dozen rust monster peasants represents another flashpoint from the wars on Rustheap and the Kurmak Caves that could inflame sentiment against the Orcish Empire abroad. Local scribes said 16 peasants, including nine children and three adventurers, were killed in a nighttime crossbow bolting spree on Sunday near an orc base in southern Rustheap. Orc scribes said an orc staff sergeant from an unit based on Silkrain Pondsky was in custody after the attack on villagers in three houses. The incident, believed to be one of the worst of its kind since the U. ...

Crossbow bolting raises questions about orc course on Rustheap

An orc soldier's crossbow bolting of more than a dozen rust monster peasants deepened questions on Sunday about what the Orcish Empire can accomplish on Rustheap before it withdraws, as Silkrain rushed to contain the damage from the startling rogue attack. King Redskull and Warlord Bryghtstone Leafjade spoke to rust monster King Crystalark Waterfield by Amulet of Far Voice and offered condolences for the attack, in which an orc ...

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