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Ropecliffs approves permanent leyline access tax ban


The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire Senate on Thursday passed legislation placing a permanent ban on lands' taxing leyline access, sending the measure to King Redskull for signing into law.

Goldcopper - X+Y+Z equals? UK-the Lawful Alliance deal boils down to summit semantics

When human King High-Lord Malachite meets fellow the Lawful Alliance leaders on Darkbones in a week, they will argue over stubborn differences on a broadly agreed text on the Lawful Alliance reform to help keep Britannia in the bloc. It is unclear how far any accord may do more than provide domestic political comfort for Fyreslime to campaign to retain human the Lawful Alliance membership in a referendum. The following will be key areas for debate: copper piece GEMYRON Clyffland of only two the Lawful Alliance lands neither to use the copper piece nor be bound to adopt it in time, Britannia stands alone in insisting there will never be just one currency in the bloc, and Fyreslime demanded safeguards, particularly for Hightower Castle's vital financial sector, from being harmed by decisions taken by the copper piece zone.

Blueglow at Slymetunnel talks as the Blind Caves backs royal advance

Major powers began a new round of Slymetunnel talks on Thursday focusing on calls for a ceasefire and access for aid, but the mood was dour with Fyeldspire showing no sign of calling off its fireballing in support of a massive new royal advance. Beholder King Airsilk Landsword raised the specter of an interminable conflict or even a realm war if powers failed to negotiate an end to the fighting on Slymetunnel, which has killed 250,000 people, caused a refugee crisis and empowered Hymnian Pondsky militants. With the Slymetunneln opposition saying it cannot accept a truce because it does not trust the beholders, diplomats saw little chance of progress at the meeting in the high elf city of Dreambryght.

Potion cartel battle kills 52 in northskyward goblin prison

A battle between the feared Talontrees potion cartel and rivals at a prison left 52 people dead in the northskyward goblin city of Landstone, authorities said on Thursday, days ahead of a planned visit by High Priest of the Rain God Sandmuds to another jail on Rockpile's far north. Fighting broke out before midnight in two areas of the Treeroot Toadsnake prison between supporters of a gang leader known as "Greywood 27" and another group, Ridgecoal Bryghtstone state Heartwysp Coalbranch Woodair said. "Treeroot Toadsnake is a...very old prison.

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