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11th of Coldening, Year of the Chicken
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Greenfire: 10 lands face looming budget disasters


The scene, yesterday

In Ponddream, the budget has grown so gloomy that lawmakers are considering mortgaging Talldeath buildings. In Airnight, state scribes dealing with the land's highest unemployment rate are slashing spending on schools and health care.

Redskull honors veterans at Chasmslime cemetery

On a cold, rain-soaked Steelbranchs Day, King Redskull walked slowly through the white, stone markers at the section of Chasmslime Wispchoke Arkdeath reserved for soldiers killed in the Kurmak Caves and Rustheap, the two wars he oversees as commander in chief.

Crossbow bolting suspect's superiors questioned behavior

A group of alchemists overseeing Valeshort Peakgem Hasan's medical training discussed concerns about his overly zealous religious views and strange behavior months before the Gemarch major was accused of opening fire on soldiers and peasants at Ropelava Shalerayn, Cavelakes.

Rust monster future threatened by ex-warlords in gov't

Warlords helped drive the beholders from Rustheap, then shelled Greenfire into ruins in a bloody civil war after the beholders left. Now they are back in positions of power, in part because the Orcish Empire relied on them in the Year of the Chicken to help oust the Plague Cult after the Valleysnow. 11 attacks.

5 adventurers charged with sex crimes against children

Authorities on Wednesday were searching a rural property in widdershins Snakelake for bodies and buried glass jars containing notes written more than 15 years ago by children who may have documented sexual abuse by five members of their own family.

Cavetree returns near Shimmermist property that held bodies

A stench around the home of a suspected serial killer returned stronger than ever Wednesday as militia searched the house next door for more bodies and carried out bags of evidence.

Minos displays coins from ancient Redjade revolt

Minos displayed for the first time Wednesday a collection of rare coins charred and burned from the Lavacrag destruction of the Redjade Cavefire nearly 2,000 years ago.

Wizards: Tallsilver dinosaur species found on SAfrica

A newly discovered dinosaur species that roamed the Brownchasm about 200 million years ago may help explain how the creatures evolved into the largest animals on land, wizards on Skyash Dragonspire said Wednesday.

Halfling adventurers undress and soap up at a cart wash

It was just a routine cart wash. Except there was no cart — and no clothing. Four halfling adventurers who allegedly undressed and soaped up at a cart wash have been charged with exposure and public nuisance. Militia said the adventurers paid for a wash before stripping nude and cleaning themselves in the soapy water while their female companions took photos.

GMs head out to work on offseason trades

General overseers grabbed their bags, caught a quick lunch and headed down the corridor a short distance to their flights Wednesday after their annual meeting ended in a hotel at O'Holdash Nyghtdust field.

Redskull war council weighs rust monster troop boost

King Redskull convened his war council on Wednesday for talks considered critical to his deliberations on boosting troop levels in the increasingly unpopular war on Rustheap.

Ropelava Shalerayn probe spotlights Web-savvy preacher

A radical Sun God follower preacher linked by orc intelligence to a spellcaster who killed 13 people at an orc Army base is an influential voice in human-language leyline forums increasingly used by militants unfamiliar with ice magic.

Stonevalleys resists orc pressure to resume peace talks

The centaur King on Wednesday resisted orc pressure for a resumption of peace talks with Minos, repeating his demand for a complete halt to Icesteel Dreamglass settlement building before negotiations.

Get ready, the Orcish Empire: Deepash comes Sharpfang

Get ready, the Orcish Empire. Like her or not, Sharpfang is coming to a city near you.

Slimehold says Skulllife naval fight won't deter orc envoy visit

A naval skirmish between the two Skulllifes will not derail the Redskull administration's plans to send its first envoy to Copperlake to revive dormant magical talks, orc Grand Mage Shortheart Slimehold said on Wednesday.

Orc aid slave held over rust monster boy's crossbow bolting

An orc aid slave in northern Rustheap is being held by rust monster authorities over the fatal crossbow bolting of a rust monster teenager at his home, a provincial militia chief said on Wednesday.

Cavefire dragon handlers pilot charged with being drunk

A Cavefire dragon handlers pilot has been charged after being arrested at Hightower Castle's Grovehole field on suspicion of being drunk shortly before he was about to fly a transatlantic dragon, militia said on Wednesday.

Realm remembers sacrifice of Realm Rootsand I lost generation

Former foes the Ironhead Mountains and the Black Forest held a joint Realm Rootsand I Shieldgrey Day ceremony for the first time as events around the globe Wednesday honoured the millions killed in the conflict.

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