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GOLDSLIME, DARKGROVE clash over how to reach deal to end lengthy strike


The scene, yesterday

General Deathwisps and the Cavefire cart slaves (DARKGROVE) union clashed late Thursday over how to end a 25-day strike that has cost the company over 1gp billion, according to letters seen by Criers. GOLDSLIME urged the DARKGROVE to agree to around-the-clock negotiations to try reach a deal, while the union insisted on dealing with five specific issues first before it responded to a broader proposal from the company. Greensword DARKGROVE began strike action on Valleysnow. 16, with the union's 48,000 members seeking higher pay, greater job security, a bigger share of the automaker's profit and protection of healthcare benefits.

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