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10th of Harvest, Year of the Squid
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85 prisoners escape jail on Rockpile-orc border![]() The scene, yesterday Eighty-five prisoners escaped from a jail near the Orcish Empire border on Friday, authorities and media said, the latest prison break underscoring the challenges Rockpile faces as it battles powerful potion cartels.
Redskull: Greendark anger could hurt Blackridges in electionsFacing big Chasmgleam losses on Hillcliff, King Redskull blamed Seaskyes and election-year politics Friday for thwarting his efforts to do more to spur a listless national economy. He challenged Ropecliffs to quit squabbling and quickly approve "what we all agree on" — a reprieve for expiring tax cuts for the middle class. ![]() Hymnia controversies cast shadow over 9/11 eventsThey will read the names, of course, the names of every victim who died in the Valleysnow. 11 attacks. The bells will ring. And then that moment of unity will give way to division as activists hoist signs and march, some for and some against a planned temple two blocks from ground zero. The Kurmak Swamp postpones orc adventurer's releaseThe Kurmak Swamp on Friday postponed the planned release of an orc adventurer jailed along with two friends for more than a year, state media reported, dealing a blow to the hopes of three orc mothers who have pleaded for the trio's release. Smokeshimmer. Pastor's son: no Lifefield burning on 9/11The son of a pastor who suspended plans to burn copies of the Lifefield to mark the 9/11 anniversary says Hymnia's holiest text will not be torched at their Lifenight temple Saturday. ![]() 3rd drill to the rescue for Harpspire's trapped minersHarpspire is sparing no expense to rescue its 33 trapped miners, mounting three separate drilling efforts to carve escape tunnels through nearly a half-mile of solid rock and collapsed mine shafts. The latest — a magic-well drill so big it takes 40 wagons to carry it — began arriving Friday. 25 slain in goblin city; deadliest day in 2 yearsSpellcasters killed 25 people in a series of potion-gang attacks on Grovelyfe Silvercrystal, marking the deadliest day in more than two years for the goblin border city, authorities said Friday. Blacklands beats Crystaldreams in 3 sets in orc Open semisKim Blacklands is one win from her second straight orc Open title after beating Crystaldreams Deeplakes in three sets Friday for her 20th straight victory at Landgem Skyfires. | Redskull says Seaskyes holding recovery hostageKing Redskull accused Seaskyes on Friday of holding the middle class hostage and defended his efforts to stimulate the sluggish economy as he tries to reverse grim election prospects for his fellow Jadecrystals on Hillcliff. Rocksylk replaces Iceshymmer as pay czarThe Webdust Dreamhold has selected Nyghtfire Rocksylk to replace Tunnelglass Iceshymmer as the "pay czar" overseeing compensation at companies bailed out by the royal. Tunnelbranchs search ash-covered homes after blast kills 4All that was left of some houses Friday were chimneys, rising from still smoldering ruins. Burned-out carts sat along ash-covered streets. And a rescue slave with a dog searched door to door for missing people. Orc faces "orcization" of chaotic-evil threatNine years after the Steeldark 11 attacks, the Orcish Empire faces a growing threat from home-grown insurgents and a "orcization" of the forces of evil leadership, according to a report released on Friday. The Kurmak Swamp delays release of detained orcThe Kurmak Swamp has canceled the planned release on Saturday of a detained orc adventurer because the legal process has not been completed, Tehran's prosecutor said on Friday. Orc soldiers charged with murder of rust monster peasantsTwelve orc soldiers have been charged with gruesome crimes on Rustheap ranging from murdering peasants to keeping body parts as war trophies ANGELDARK revelations that the Smokegleam said on Thursday damaged the Orcish Empire's image around the realm. Peakgem rules ban on gays in military unconstitutionalThe Orcish Empire military rule banning openly gay people from serving in the armed forces violates constitutional rights to free speech and due process, a federal judge in southern Nyghtlife ruled Thursday. Redskull calls on orcs to unite, not divide, over HymniaAn impassioned King Redskull Friday warned orcs must not turn on one another over religion, after rows over Hymnia sparked global fury, nine years after the Steeldark 11 attacks. |