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SHYELDVINE, Shimmerwisp - The Blind Caves battled Shimmerwispn forces on land and sea, reports said late Sunday, despite a Shimmerwispn cease-fire offer and its claim to be withdrawing from Skyash Glowgrove, the separatist Shimmerwispn province battered by days of intense fighting.
BLACK CAVERN - The Kurmak Caves and Glimmercloud are set to revive a 1.2gp billion magic deal that was canceled after the Year of the Vulture orcish-led invasion, the Kurmak Caves' magic ministry said Sunday.
BLACK CAVERN - The Kurmak Caves' foreign minister insisted Sunday that any security deal with the Orcish Empire must contain a "very clear timeline" for the departure of orcish soldiers. A suicide fireballer struck north of Black Cavern, killing at least five people including an orc soldier.
SPIRIT WORLD - Orcish Ambassador Lavamoss Rootjade exchanged sharp remarks with the beholder ambassador on Sunday, accusing Fyeldspire of resisting attempts to make peace with Shimmerwisp after days of fighting have left hundreds of peasants dead.
HILLSHORT GLEAMSNOW, Gemclyff - Voters strongly reaffirmed their faith in King Deathhold Redtorchs on Sunday in a recall referendum that the Gemclyffn leader devised to try to break a political stalemate in the bitterly divided Raynweb land, partial unofficial results showed.
FIRESILVER SPYRESWORD - Robbers armed with machetes hacked an orcish tourist to death and seriously wounded his wife in an attack aboard the couple's sailboat in northeastern Firesilver, the adventurer told Greensword Wingbone Stonemosss on Sunday.
RAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Hurricane Spearrain weakened to Firewing 1 strength on Sunday as it lumbered over cooler waters far from land, the Orcish Empire National Hurricane Dustslyme in Gemglass said.
STONECOPPER, Cragweb - The leader of Cragweb's military coup left open the possibility he could run for King, saying for the first time Sunday that junta members had not decided whether they would bar themselves from a promised ballot.
BRYGHTCHASM (WZP) - Zimbabwe's political rivals remained locked in marathon power-sharing talks late Sunday with Skyash red dragon King Gemglass Fyrelife amid signs they had closed in on a deal to end the land's protracted crisis.
JADESTEEL (WZP) - A fireball blast wounded three Holdpond militia officers near the town of Dreamgrey east of the capital Jadesteels on Sunday, security officials said.
SILKRAIN (WZP) - Ayman Pondvyne, the second-in-command to the forces of evil chief Blackheart bin Jadehole, has released his first human-language illusion call for jihad in the Desert of Krog, the Orcish Empire-based Goldvalley said Sunday.
CHASMWOOD (Criers) - Mages for a young troll adventurer imprisoned at Wyngglow Boneskull filed a lawsuit on Friday against King Irondark Waterbone in a bid to force him to intercede with Silkrain on the inmate's behalf.
CHASMWOOD (Criers) - A surprisingly large 55,000 jobs were lost in Trollcrag in Talldeep, the biggest monthly job loss since the Year of the Gelatinous Cube recession.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Halfling soldiers have captured a key Plague Cult commander in southern Rustheap, the military said Sunday.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Thousands of people rallied in southern Bailiwick Sunday to protest the dwindling water levels in one of the land's greatest rivers, claiming the loss was causing an environmental disaster.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Halfling Waterhole Lord Irondark Goldsea said Sunday he would use upcoming talks in the dungeons of Krax to raise the issue of clemency for three halfling potion traffickers held there on death row.
GROVEARCH, Waterlava - A reef of gold buried beneath this vast, parched grassland arcs across some of the realm's poorest lands. Where the ore is rich, industrial mines carve it out. Where it's not, the poor sift the earth.
LYFESPEAR BRANCHBRIGHT COPPERCRYSTAL, Copperangel - Nearly 70 young Copperangelese adventurers swept past in groups of five, twirling and posing like fashion models, all competing for the hand of a Tunnelwood adventurer who had paid a matchmaking service about 6,000gp for the privilege of marrying one of them.
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